emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000 

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis

Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.

emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000 by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018

double poser 

A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.

"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"

double poser by Buck Futt April 21, 2010

DOUBLE POKER 

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

DOUBLE POKER by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018