An extreme energy drink with such side effects as glowing sweat, bear-blasting, and hump-catting. Its the ultimate thirst quencher. Comes in such flavors as manana, fizz bitch, gun, woman, and doves. It fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE! You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, Arsin!, Weddings!, and....ART! Power Thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. POWER THRIIST IS CRYSTAL METH!!
warning: it may contain Anna Kournikova .
I forgot to buy glow sticks for that rave party...good thing i had power thirst and got glowing sweat!
electrolytes, power lights, more lights than
YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR
you'll be so fast; Mother Nature will be like
and you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your
Give Power Thirst to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST they'll run as fast as KENYANS people will watch them running and think they're KENYANS they'll race as fast as KENYANS that means actual KENYANS then it'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to