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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 

“The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell” is an expression describing the function of mitochondria organelles found in the cells of eukaryote (Fancy word for Plant and Animal cell) organisms.

The phrase is typically mocked as an example of impractical information taught in public schools.
*At an interview*
Life: You didn’t oay your taxes , you’re going to jail.
Me : The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Life: Do u even know what taxes are?
Me: SOH CAH TOA
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Tennessee Powerhouse 

1. Play "Rocky Top" in the background.
2. After getting a girl up the butt, wipe a "T" on her back.
3. Hit the girl over the head with a banjo, and proceed to have your way with her.
4. After completing this act, shave a "T" into your chest so that all others will know what you have accomplished.
Dude, look at this freakin' awesome "T" on my chest! I totally just gave Alli a Tennessee Powerhouse!

powerhouse

A term used to describe the mitochondria in relation to cells in biology.
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
powerhouse by Marcaniel May 17, 2018

powerhouse

A word used to describe someone who exerts a large amount of power, typically in football, and who can trounce the opposition with both ease and (occasionally) grace.
Van Bommel is a complete powerhouse, watch him volley-thump the ball into the back of the net.
powerhouse by jjjdizzle June 21, 2007

scat powerhouse 

Dennis said he took a trip to South America with Papa Smurf. He is such a scat powerhouse.

Edward Powerhouse 

A name often given to penis of such emence proportions that it usually out grows the user. An Edward Powerhouse is named as such due to it's incredible manliness

More often used to state size of phalic objects than to insult somebody who is a massive dick.
My friend Nathan has an Edward Powerhouse!
Edward Powerhouse by Chipmunkcheeks November 30, 2010

Powerhouse B 

The most fucking awesome in teh history of cartoons.Used in places like conveyor belts, factories, etc.
Dumbass: (watching looney tunes) dude, what's this song?
you: Powerhouse B, dumbass.
Dumbass:oh.
Powerhouse B by 5yve April 19, 2011