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When a woman is wearing jeans that are so tight her fat is pouring out over them.
Eww! Look at that lady, she is like a whale in a mud puddle!
A drink resulting from the improper pouring of beer into a glass or cup; often creating a large layer of foam relative to the amount of beer.
- "Brett does not know how to pour a beer. It may be because he works at Starbucks, but he sure does love making a beeruccino."
- "Yeah, they should change his title to beerista."
A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.
Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.
Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.
Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.
The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.
Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
when someone brings their chick friends over that have them stuck in the friend zone and gets them hammered on beer with ruffies in it. the forementioned person will proceed to fuck one of the chick friends or more than one chick friend and when he finishes he brands them by cumming on their chest and pouring oil on it and lighting it on fire.
Dan: I brought Julia over last week
Mike: Oh so what did you do with her?
Dan: I broganated her
81st Base -
You will need:-
10 fit girls
A bouncy castle
1 blind man (To stop him watching you and your ladies)
A can of whipped cream
A digital video recorder
A chicken sandwich
-All of the above are needed-
What you will need to do:-
Take the 10 girls onto the bouncy castle. Blind fold and undress them all and the position the blind man 2 feet away from the bouncy castle. Stick one cucumber up each of the girls vagina's. Get the blind man to count to three loudly and when he reaches three, any girls who don't like the feel of the cucumber must sit down. Take the remaining girls who are standing up and have sex with them on the bouncy castle, you may now remove the blind folds. After you are exhausted, sit down and make the girls who sat down make out with each other whilst you eat your sandwich. Once you finish your sandwich get the whole group together, excluding the other man and have sex for a whole week without stopping, pouring the whipped cream on the girls whilst filming it. Once you have done this you have reached 81st base.
Guy: 'Dude, I just reached 81st base!!'
Guy1: 'Seriously you must be a god!'
Guy: 'Yer, but my dick still hurts after the week of sex.'
raving while in a state of intoxication.
Would pouring cold water over a person high on alcohol and raving a lot stop his methystolalia?
An over-confident douche. Plays off of the past and uses fictional situations to scare others into submission. Most threats involve the shaving of one's head using teeth or pouring acid onto a person as punishment. Don't expect a Mares to pronounce anything correctly.
Le Chateliers (pronounced chardonnay by Mares') formula blah blah blah.