pourch monkey 

A black person who lives in the ghetto.

That pourch monkey capped your ass with his tricked out gat.

pourch monkey by ...emerica... January 25, 2005

pourch beaner

1. A person who is a mix between Mexican and Black.

Person 1. "Hey, what are you black or mexican?
Person 2. "I am both...STUPID...I am a Pourch Beaner.

pourch beaner by Jack West January 9, 2010

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

Pudding pouch by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Attention Purchase 

When a guy so desperate for female attention he will use his dad's credit card to donate $100s to a random streamer, just to see his name on the screen or a "heart" on Youtube. Often found on Twitch cam streams and anything involving pokimane.

Joe: "Man I sent this girl on Twitch $500 and she said thanks!"
Jim: "Dude, talking to girls irl is free! Stop with the attention purchase!"

Attention Purchase by Based Fiend January 15, 2023

Hair Pouch 

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

Hair Pouch by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

porchehulu

Porchehula.- pronounced {Por~Chuh~La} ;. Getting caught having sex in a outdoor place or public setting.

Example; Our neighbors viewed are porchehulu activities from beyond the fence. Or, we witnessed a porchehula in the back of a SUV & laughed.

porchehulu by Reno/flex September 24, 2016

Porch Builder 

a large stem found in a bag of marijuana

This bag of weed sucks! It's all seeds and porch builders!

Porch Builder by spielhorst February 3, 2010