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pothole neglect 

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality
Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.
pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

pothole ass 

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.
"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"
Any female who exchanges sexual favors for marijuana
"Man, that girl ain't nothing but a pothole."
pothole by Vale4222 December 2, 2009

Pothole Mishap 

when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle
Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap

Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!

Harry Pothole 

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story
Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

pothole paranoia 

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
pothole paranoia by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014