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short for Newport(cigarrettes)

Newports were first shortened to Ports, then said with an accent sounding like "Pote"
Hey man, you gotta pote?

I just smoked my last pote, i gotta go down to the gas station and buy some more mayne...
by one_blood December 15, 2006
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noun,verb: Poh-tee. Acronym for Pass Out To Early.

Used in reference to someone that is being lame at a party.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with an offer of some delish pizza. This could have been the beginning of a beautiful relationship, but instead I went home and poted.
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"Pote" is a slang term for port, which is used when talking about Newport cigarettes.
Yo, I got the potes on deck.
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French word for friend, buddy.
C'est mon meilleur pote! (He is my best buddy!)
by truefrenchgirl June 19, 2005
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a fijian slang meant for people who've made a fool of themselves or who are made a fool of.
"Dog is spelt c-a-t"
"Wrong"
"POTE!"

*FALLS ON FACE*
"Pote!"

*gets slapped in public*
"POTE!"
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shortened form of the word potey.
see also potes mcgoats
"this ganja is potes, dawg."
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Someone being cool, chill, or laid-back.
Dude, that guy is so pote.

I know, I wanna be like him.
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