potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.

Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.

potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

Potatosexual 

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

Potatosexual 

When a person likes a potato a little bit more than your average person

You:"Damn that potato looks good enough to eat or more"
Friend:"That sounded a bit weird you might be a potatosexual

Potatosexual by Potate is watching September 23, 2017

Potatosexual 

When a person is deeply in love with the juicy tasty amazing plant that is a potato.

Adam: hey dude I think mark is potatosexual, I saw him doing things to the chips last night.

Dude: damn bruh

Potatosexual by TCPizza April 30, 2020

Potatoness 

Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.

x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on

Potatoness by Alpha Defender October 22, 2015

Potatoons 

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”

Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

Potatosexual 

People who love potatoes especially big brown ones/ A person who likes pansexual people

Dude is there A thing with Bageths and Kukkuwa the potatosexual ?
Hell Yeaaa i saw em making out in the bushes

Potatosexual by Bagelaya August 15, 2023