Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

Potatoism by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

potatoism 

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

potatoism by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

Pootonium 

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

Pootonium by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011

PotatoAnimation 

PotatoAnimation, A "Famous" twitch streamer, that likes to stream daily. He streams various games leading from VR to STEAM Titles. He is commonly known with his amazing CS-GO skills and hilarious interactions with his viewers. You should effeminately check him out on ( www.twitch.tv/potatoanimation ).

Yoo, Did you watch PotatoAnimations Stream?

PotatoAnimation by PotatoAnimation August 27, 2019

Potatoism 

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

Potatoism by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017

PotatoAnimator 

an AMAZING animator on Scratch who animates THE BEST PROJECTS

"bro look at this scratcher named PotatoAnimator"

PotatoAnimator by Someone's bestie August 4, 2020