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1.
The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.
<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
by pythonspam November 07, 2003
 
2.
This refers to male "Camel-Toe", whenever pants are pulled up, testicles go separate ways down the pant legs, forming an odd potato.
My sister pulled up my pants, and I got a Pota-toe
by Ariel Mejia June 05, 2006
 
3.
Potatoe is an older but still correct spelling of the word more commonly word spelled potato. It turns out that Dan Quail and the young student were both correct in there spellings. The e at the end of potatoe was largely dropped by the end of the 20th century.
white potatoe, baked potatoe, sweet potatoe
by crjohn March 08, 2014
 
4.
The act of smoking the marijuana that had been grown by a person that has passed away forehand.
by patanjali March 08, 2014
 
5.
a douche bag
haters gonna hate, winners gonna win, potatoes gonna potate.
by ABYF May 14, 2011
 
6.
A potatoe is a word used to describe someone from Ireland, not in complimentary terms!
Oi look at that fuckin potatoe pissing on your newly washed car.... he is so drunk the stoopid fukn potatoe. irish fuckwit idiot annoying cunt always drunk gibberish useless argumentitive repulsive cheap ass
by Lencko June 30, 2012
 
7.
An ugly girl with a big greasy forehead that sticks out and is shaped like a potatoe.
When i have sex with kaylae, i have to fuck her from behind so i dont see her potatoe!
by Davedwine April 22, 2007