Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Postilar 

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.

'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.

Postilar by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 March 22, 2017

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

Zoeb's Postulate by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Potular

When a pot dealer thinks that he/she is poPular and does not realize that the only reason people are blowing up their phone is for pot... not for anything else.

Pot dealer: Shit dude, all these kids are blowing up my phone today, i'm so popular!

Pot dealers friend: Why are they hitting you up so much?

Pot dealer: Oh, just for pot. nbd.

Pot dealers friend: Bro, you're not popular, you're just poTular, thats all. People just want your weed, not you're company...

Potular by wkmmlfkc July 1, 2011

The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

The Mere Postulation by The Insult Man May 28, 2021

Thighler Skully Age Postulate 

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

Thighler Skully Age Postulate by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010

Hindrocket Postulate 

As the wingnuttiness of a crowd increases, the likelihood that they will be unintentionally homoerotic increases exponentially.

You: Hey, why are all those anti-tax nutjobs talking about teabagging? I didn't know that they like getting their balls sucked.

Me: They don't, they just happened to choose a gay sex act as the name of their movement.

You: Oh, I guess that's just the Hindrocket Postulate at work.

Hindrocket Postulate by Earl2 April 10, 2009