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pootstank 

1. (Original definition) A girl that uses her friends' tweezers to pluck her own eyebrows.

2. (Second definition) A person that smells horrible...smells like a very dirty pig farm in the summer with bubbling boiling hot pig shit, sweaty steaming unwashed vagina, and smegma (fromunder cheese also known as the white stuff that forms under clit hoods and penis heads)
1. (Original definition) Girl, get your own tweezers ya pootstank!

2. (Second definition) FFS! Take a shower you dirty little pootstank, you're stench is offending every one in the room including a 3 mile radius.
pootstank by WittilyNastyGal November 29, 2013
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Pogostalking 

The act of adding someone as a friend on Pogo.com without that person's knowledge for the purpose of stalking them on the website.

Similar to Facebook Stalking
Hillary joined my monopoly game and I immediately knew she had been pogostalking me.
Pogostalking by Chinkgooker January 23, 2009

poostalker 

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).
A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!
poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010

PodStalking 

To search all over ITunes, Libsyn, etc etc to find and listen to podcast interviews of your favorite author, celebrity, people, etc.
I have now listened to 4 new sci-fi/fantasy podcasts, on 2 different networks podstalking Neil Gaiman.
PodStalking by RavenHarte December 4, 2014

Pisstalking 

The act of talking or, being talked to when you are trying to take a piss
Could you let me finish pissin' then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of Pisstalking
Pisstalking by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

Podstalking 

Looking through someone's music playing device without them knowing.
I was podstalking Hunter the other day; he has some really weird music in his iPod
Podstalking by Dodecaheadron December 1, 2010

Podstalker 

I worked with a guy called Geoff , when I asked him the name of a customer I dont think he knew it but he yelled out PODSTALKER which cracked me up still to this day . RIP > Geoff C
stupid name , podstalker
Podstalker by podstalker August 31, 2018