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Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
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Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

postmercial 

The portion of a TV show directly following a commercial break that recaps what went on during the previous segment
Rachel Ray spends 10 of her 30 minutes doing a postmercial recap of her recipe!

With all the hours of Survivor recorded, why do they spend two minutes after every commercial break on postmercials instead of the contestants?
postmercial by Jody M September 6, 2007

Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
Postman's Day by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007

dirty postman 

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
dirty postman by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

postmanning 

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.
I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!
postmanning by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Postmonition 

Dreaming Something Happened, After It Happened, Without Knowing It Happened.
Say you had a dream about an earthquake (Randomly), about an hour after there was an actual earthquake, but you didn't know there was one until the next day when you wake up. This would be a Postmonition. You didn't dream something was gonna happen like a premonition.
Postmonition by NyteTerror June 4, 2009