Hark, I hear postil shits! 

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

Hark, I hear postil shits! by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019

Stop Posting about among us 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

Stop Posting about among us by woohoowi March 26, 2021

Posti 

A Posti is a german streamer who's got a tendency to butcher names. While the women struggle to resist a Posti's smile, laugh and outgoing personality, they're often pushed away by his terrible jokes and odd addiction to kuva farming. Posti can be used as both an adjective and a noun.

I've been streaming kuva farming all day today, I feel like such a Posti!

I saw a name appear and pronounced it backwards, really Posti'd that name.

Posti by TwitchDrops January 14, 2019

Postology 

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.

When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.

Postology by LaMachineary October 28, 2022

Postal 2

The Best Fucking Game Of All Time

Person 1 - "Have you played Postal 2"
Person 2 - "NO"
Person 1 -"Fucking Drink Anti-Freeze"

Postal 2 by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009