Postigurgitation 

The act of regurgitating and typing every single word the person next to you is saying, usually on a status update (FB) or text message, in an attempt to make you look smart in areas where clearly you are just stupid, followed by a statement reflecting your REAL IQ level.

The team’s offense is really playing well this year. However, their defense is lacking and although they have players with real potential I think it is time for a new strategy and perhaps a new defensive coach. I really like their uniform colors and the Super Bowl isn’t about the ring, but I like jewelry. I don't know anything about football so that is all postigurgitation, the rest is how I really think.

Postigurgitation by Lainey28 January 10, 2012

postigan 

A postigan (opposite of a chiras) is generally used to describe a either a shit man or a homosexual. Later developments of the word have come to describe more specifically, someone who is a metrosexual. This includes all "men" who wear pink, have "cool" mullet hairstyles or only ever drink Red Bulls in nightclubs.
The term was created by a group of friends in Melbourne's East who despise postigans, and are anti-metrosexuals.
An example of a celebrity postigan is Andrew G, host of Australian Idol.

That is a postigan hairstyle.

Let's not go to that club, it's full of postigans.

Why is it that hot birds always hang around postigans?

postigan by etonp November 18, 2006

postigan 

A postigan (opposite of a chiras) is generally used to describe a either a shit man or a homosexual. Later developments of the word have come to describe more specifically, someone who is a metrosexual. This includes all "men" who wear pink, have "cool" mullet hairstyles or only ever drink Red Bulls in nightclubs.
The term was created by a group of friends in Melbourne's East who despise postigans, and are anti-metrosexuals.
An example of a celebrity postigan is Andrew G, host of Australian Idol.

That is a postigan hairstyle.

Let's not go to that club, it's full of postigans.

Why is it that hot birds always hang around postigans?

postigan by etonp November 10, 2008