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Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat
Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
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Posthump 

Slang. Describes the situation in which a person, most commonly a UNIX user, posts pornography of a guy humping a girl on his account's website, gets the admin in trouble, and gets his account deleted. Refers to the original offense in which the person's username was actually "posthump"
Yeah, Pier pulled a posthump again.
Posthump by EagleRock February 17, 2003

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.
'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'
Postman's Day by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007
A Portuguese kid that comes to North America, and tries to sell his stale breadsticks.
1- EWW, what the Fump is this?
2- that would be my breadsticks :(
1- THERE FUMPING STALE.
1- GO BACK TO PORTUGAL... STUPID PORTUMAN.
PORTUMAN by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009

dirty postman 

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
dirty postman by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

Posthummus 

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.
I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.
Posthummus by JB42 October 31, 2011