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10.
In roundball, the state of having been utterly humiliated near the net, as your opponent steps into you to throw you off, then swivels around you toward the basket and drops the ball into the basket as though you were not there.
Whoah, Chris just got posted by that midget. What a pud.
by Smack, King of Ramen April 25, 2004
 
1.
chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.
I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.
by aBecka June 01, 2005
 
2.
when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.
justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.
by pLaiNLy SW July 13, 2008
 
3.
Hanging out
We are chillin posted at my dude's house.
by Keezy May 02, 2003
 
4.
updated
Oh, a birthday party? Keep me posted!
by californiachic December 04, 2009
 
5.
1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.

That beezy is posted, I wanna smash

We were posted like a mail box.
by M Dot September 09, 2007
 
6.
chillin on the streets
b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"
by hogz May 13, 2007
 
7.
When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
by Youthful Wisdom February 10, 2006