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7.
When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.
When Kim and Megan went to Howl at the Moon in my 350Z, the vallet posted it right next to some Mercs and BMW's; they could see it all night from the patio.
by Youthful Wisdom February 10, 2006
 
1.
chilling in one spot, usually with nothing to do.
I don't want to hang out with them, they are just posted up at Ryan's house.
by aBecka June 01, 2005
 
2.
when you are going to be at one place for a long amount of time && won't be switching locations.
justin: heyy. what you doin toniight?

stephanie: not a thing. i'm posted at my parents house til bout 8 toniight.
by pLaiNLy SW July 13, 2008
 
3.
Hanging out
We are chillin posted at my dude's house.
by Keezy May 02, 2003
 
4.
updated
Oh, a birthday party? Keep me posted!
by californiachic December 04, 2009
 
5.
1- Kicking it in a spot on display, usually being jocked in the act.
2- Past tense of; to post up
3- When females' breast are on point and appearing voluptuous, normally with the help of a push-up braw.
We were pretty posted up at the function 'til about 1:30.

That beezy is posted, I wanna smash

We were posted like a mail box.
by M Dot September 09, 2007
 
6.
chillin on the streets
b-dog: "so what are you doin out here today?"
guy: "nothin, posted, lookin for some girls to get on"
by hogz May 13, 2007