Post Master General

The friendly act of licking your thumb (as if it were a postage stamp), and then pressing your thumb into a large pussy (as if it were an envalope).

I gave DJ's mom the ole Post Master General last night. I can't wait to tell him.

Post Master General by Q Ball January 19, 2004

post master bitch

The post master bitch is also known as a Buisness Alliances Specialist, who identifies as they/them, negotiates, and manages strategic partnerships to foster company growth, innovation, and market expansion. Post master bitch holds an extraordinary amount of swag. Post master bitch is known for being so powerfully swagful that their work enemies disintegrate the second they make eye contact with said post master bitch. If you are an enemy with post master bitch you will get sent into the mail sorting machine and never be seen again. Post master bitch is the hgihest pay job known to man because of the amount of swag it requires.

Chris Holder is THEE post master bitch.

post master bitch by renkit February 11, 2026

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression) 

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression) by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

Post-Masterpiece Blues by Sushiware April 25, 2025

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

postmaster by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

pootmaster 

a word for a guy who gets a lot of girls and has sex with them.

see also poot

nick: did u get them girls

sam: yeah son

nick:your a true pootmaster

pootmaster by G.I kern April 27, 2011

Postmastr 

A person who takes dick like a champion in r6, but the play like a copper.

Dude that guys such a postmastr!

Postmastr by dollahollasign March 14, 2024