That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.
Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!
|2.||Post Orgasm Piss|
Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please)
MAN! Last night I had the best Post Orgasm Piss ever!!!!!
The Post-Coital Piss. The piss taken immediately after intercourse (either with a lady or your own hand), preferably whilst still nursing a semi. The feeling of enjoyment is only marginally less than an orgasm. Second to the act of banging a fair lady, the PCP is one of the greatest things known to man.
Dave: I fucked the missus senseless last night, pulled out and ran to the bathroom with my still erect cock for a PCP. Bliss.
Fresh out of Petworld on route ninemore...
Feelin fine, like chasin toys
You got dangling from twine
Yo, hoe, was wrong with liking to shed
Ill fucking rub my hair
all over your bed
What you gonna do about it cry
Did I give you a runny nose
and itchy eye
Yo I got nine lives and im spending them fast, not dying’
And wiff the lifestyle im living
I surely aint cryin
A scratching post id like the most don’t mean to boast
YO feline represent from
east to west coast
Das right HOE im a beast
Sitting here on this velvet pillow eatin fancy feast
Im a rapping cat, das right
I lie on my ass all day
And prowl at night
YO bitch!, female dog that is
You stuck in the pound GEE that aint where I is
If you try to mess ill hiss in your face
Don’t you understand you a human disgrace
Yo woman! Clean my litter box
its full of shit
By becoming my master you signed
up for it
So shopping for my food
and not for your kids
Bring home my meow mix dinner and
Open up the lids
Aint yo never give me a bath if the temp aint right
Or ill mess up yo face
wiff my claws and bite
Tails are swayin as we are playin
If you don’t want me to scratch you, you bess be prayin
Aint you know it, I got groomin at FOE
Got to keep my shiny cat looking bling FO SHO
YO when I sad you pet me
When I sick you vet me
When I lost, you get me
Because yo yo nigga my womans in heat
Gonna make sweet love behind a
dumpster in the street
But I aint no alley cat, how b...