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That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee. Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away! (one hour later) Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC! Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss? Girl 1: You bet your tits I am! |
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| 2. | Post Orgasm Piss | ||
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Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please) MAN! Last night I had the best Post Orgasm Piss ever!!!!!
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| 3. | PCP | ||
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The Post-Coital Piss. The piss taken immediately after intercourse (either with a lady or your own hand), preferably whilst still nursing a semi. The feeling of enjoyment is only marginally less than an orgasm. Second to the act of banging a fair lady, the PCP is one of the greatest things known to man.
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| 4. | CAT RAP | ||
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Fresh out of Petworld on route nine
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Feelin fine, like chasin toys You got dangling from twine Yo, hoe, was wrong with liking to shed Ill fucking rub my hair all over your bed What you gonna do about it cry Did I give you a runny nose and itchy eye Yo I got nine lives and im spending them fast, not dying’ And wiff the lifestyle im living I surely aint cryin A scratching post id like the most don’t mean to boast YO feline represent from east to west coast Das right HOE im a beast Sitting here on this velvet pillow eatin fancy feast Im a rapping cat, das right I lie on my ass all day And prowl at night YO bitch!, female dog that is You stuck in the pound GEE that aint where I is If you try to mess ill hiss in your face Don’t you understand you a human disgrace Yo woman! Clean my litter box its full of shit By becoming my master you signed up for it So shopping for my food and not for your kids Bring home my meow mix dinner and Open up the lids Aint yo never give me a bath if the temp aint right Or ill mess up yo face wiff my claws and bite Tails are swayin as we are playin If you don’t want me to scratch you, you bess be prayin Aint you know it, I got groomin at FOE Got to keep my shiny cat looking bling FO SHO YO when I sad you pet me When I sick you vet me When I lost, you get me Because yo yo nigga my womans in heat Gonna make sweet love behind a dumpster in the street But I aint no alley cat, how b... |
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