| 50. | creationism | ||
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One of three possible ideas
1. Old Earth creationism - the belief that the origins of earth are divine in nature, yet do not contradict with any scientific findings. 2. Young Earth creationism - the belief that the word of the Bible, or any similar holy book, is literal and that the world was created in about six thousand years. This belief basically says that any testable data showing that the world is older than six thousand years is wrong. Frequently deals with faith more than science, and when science is invoked, it is typically misused or misinterpreted. 3. intelligent design 1. If one were to suppose that, to God, a day is more than twenty-four hours (which is possible because the sun was not created until the fourth day), then one could say that the Bible does not contradict scientific findings.
2. When a fake plaster cast of a human footprint next to a dinosaur's was used jokingly as a cover for a book by the late Stephen J. Gould, a staunch pro-evolutionist, creationists lauded the use as proof that scientists believe in creationism, and that humans and dinosaurs coexisted, whereas in reality, almost no paleobiologists believe so. |
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| 51. | girl | ||
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Entinity coming in various types and with different specials each. Develops to Woman when approximately 18 years old.
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Evil (avoid! dangerous!): This form will push you into a relationship and then consume all your time and money, force you to have sex with her and complain about your performance in general and your skill in bed in particular before either exchanging you with the next victim or stabbing you and then sell your internal organs. Judges all your actions (done to her benefit) as bluntly usual. Doesn't have any feelings. Common (choose your words wisely and there'll be no problems): Can be met almost anywhere. Fun to be with. Won't force you to anything except for conversation. Relationships possible but often difficult because of the lack of patience on either side. Judges your actions (done to her benefit) seperately but will take some of them for granted. Thinks that she can love, but she can't really. Heavenly (no problems here): This is what every boy wants. This form will be there for you... |
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| 52. | nyez | ||
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Neither yes, neither no, in fact both yes and no (and possible a recursive nyez, sometimes).
The word is strongly related to the principles of Quantum Mechanics - it's all about probabilities. Like a quantum state, the word is yes and no (and a lot more) at the same time. This is the word that could be used as an answer to any question. Q: Are you single or not ?
A: Nyez ! Q: What did Adriana and A-P. Stegelius do with their car? A: Nyez !? Q: Ok, I need an answer, now... ? A: Nyes. |
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| 53. | ASAFP | ||
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As soon as fucking possible Get me that item ASAFP!
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| 54. | ASAPPMDF | ||
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As Soon As Physically Possible My Dear Fellow
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear. Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however. I only have three minutes to live so respond ASAPPMDF
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| 55. | ball-fucking | ||
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"The insertion of the testicles into the anus or vagina; for many people, the testicles must be tied up at their base and the scrotum must be hanging loose for this to be possible."
*credit: Men's Health Teaching Group After exhausting every other possible position, the two decided to engage in a raunchy night of ball-fucking.
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| 56. | desktop | ||
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To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.
After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.
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