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Popman
Also known as Poopman, Popman is an incomprehensible deity, beyond the likes of Zalgo or Wosh. Nearly nothing is known about him besides his name due to the severe mental retardation exhibited by his followers and the scholars that have tried to unveil his secrets.
Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:
"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."
The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.
The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.
Chaos be eternal.
Only one recorded trace of him has ever been found, in the last chapter of the Nezperdian Book of Shadows it reads:
"The only Shadow over He Who Waits Behind The Wall, the Shadow hidden in the noxious abyss below the belly of the realms. Chaos be eternal, the being above even the Crimson Lord, visage of man and heart of scat. He remains silent till this day, may death come swift and torture last eternal when he brings oblivion, oblivion to the Mind, oblivion to the Church, oblivion to the man."
The author of this passage is believed to have been damned for heresy as the Zalgonite archives do not show any other discussion of the Shadow over Zalgo.
The cases of mental retardation caused by Popman seem to be infectious, so it is advised to stay away from communities that show signs of worshippers among them.
Chaos be eternal.
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Postman Pat
A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!
If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!
There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.
Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016
Tano Pasman
Tano Pasman is an Argentine football (soccer) fan that was filmed during his outrage while watching a game of his favorite team, River Plate. Tano uses frequently the term "Andate a la puta que te parió", which is a local common phrase that literally translates to "Go back to the whore who gave birth to you", which ends up characterizing the video.
Tano Pasman -- La puta que me parióooo, la puta que me parióooo... No lo puedo creer la puta que me parióooo... ¡Sos un pelotudo! ¡Sos un hijo de puta Román! Paraguayo y la concha de tu madre
Tano Pasman by tanopasman July 11, 2011
Postman's Surprise
The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.
Postman's Surprise by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011