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Position 45

See spit roast
Abbreviated in some parts as "P45"
Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery in Position 45 earlier
Position 45 by Dori dori October 15, 2004

sex position 42 

guy on top of a girl as she arches up
how do u 42?? umm its the sex position 42 .....
sex position 42 by shannonluvzya November 16, 2011

Position 45

The 45th position that John Kerry has expressed on the War in Iraq since April 2003. Rest assured that the ever-decisive Kerry will adopt Position 46 by the end of this week...
Kerry's Position 45 is "Saddam Hussein was a threat to this nation and I support our troops, but I voted against funding this war, which is the wrong war at the wrong time at the wrong place, but I will encourage the international community to support our efforts, even though the 30 nations supporting us right now are the coalition of the bribed and the coerced and don't I look cool windsurfing and snowboarding and using the word lesbian in a debate, blah, blah, blah, blah..."
Position 45 by Led Zeppole October 17, 2004

420 position

The act of smoking a shit ton of weed and then driving home with a drunk girl and get her high then have sex with her while you both are super high and you often 69 and 96 with her
Matt:how was your night last

John:crazy I have that bitch the old 420 position

Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.
Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"
Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me
Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014