e-posit 

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

e-posit by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018

de-posit 

Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!

I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.

de-posit by QuacksO October 2, 2020

something positive 

a hilarious, if vulgar, webcomic centered on a group of friends. not to be viewed by the very young, overly religious, or easily upset.

www.somethingpositive.net check it out.

something positive by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

Politically Active 

At its best it means interested in politics and government; trying to make a changes in public policy, laws or the government working to get an official elected, or lobbying to have legislation passed, collecting petition signatures. It can also mean a person trying to change things for their own benefit, to gain status or power in the workplace. It can also mean someone who is a nuisance, constantly wanting to change things and who interferes in matters that are none of their concern. At its worst it means a total fuckwit like Russell Brand a self-styled activist for whom politically active means espousing views that the majority of people find repugnant or ridiculous.

Some people are politically active because they have nothing else in their lives.

Politically Active by AKACroatalin May 23, 2015

Quadruped Position 

Aristocratic term for the sexual position that the plebeians refer to as "doggie position".
Where the woman places herself on her hands and knees, while the man positions himself behind her on his knees. Often grasping her by her hips or placing one or two arms around her waist.

Thomas: "Beatrice, might we try quadruped position for our intercourse tonight?"
Beatrice: "Yes Thomas, I believe the modification may be invigorating"
Thomas: "Wonderful Beatrice! Might I suggest Gautier Cognac to mark the occasion?"

Quadruped Position by Rizzey January 23, 2023

Political Prostitution 

The term originated in Iloilo City, Philippines. It means using the funds of one candidate to benefit their rival canditates. Turning one's own political contributions against oneself by deception and giving the contributed funds to a rival candidate(s). A double whammy.

Political Prostitution is rife in Iloilo City especially during elections.

Political Prostitution by Cyclonetrading November 24, 2021

positive spiritual energy 

Is what you want to conduct to produce Love, Peace, Happiness, etc. Opposite of negative spiritual energy which produces Hate, War, Sadness, etc.

If you want to get stronger, lift weights. If you want to get smarter, read an encyclopedia. If you want more positive spiritual energy, practice doing good.

positive spiritual energy by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017