To masturbate having first gone to the trouble of donning a condom.

The idea being that the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" wank - the ocassion suggested by wearing a condom would usually only arise in company, and more specifically for pentrative sex with a special other.
i wasn't going to see lisa for 4 days, and i had the time and felt like spoiling myself, so i dressed the old chap up and had a posh wank.
by Dave D Dangerous December 27, 2004
Top Definition
1. To wank using a condom.

2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
Think I'll have a posh wank, don't want to make a mess.

Jeeves! I need you!
by MaidenMan March 24, 2007
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom. Hence, to posh to clean up after yourself!
He was having a posh wank.
by Flaps March 04, 2003
To masturbate whilst wearing a condom.
Im too good to clean up after myself, thats why i posh wank.
by petedude101 May 25, 2006
Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.
Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"
by Joe Nazmdeh November 18, 2005
to masterbate while wearing a rubber, sometimes called a fancy wank
i'll treat myself to a posh wank then kill myself
by stick October 23, 2003
What David Beckham has to settle for when she's not quite in the mood for full sex.
David was busting for a fuck but Victoria was feeling tired after not eating all day, so David had to be happy with a posh wank that evening.
by JacobMarley45434 April 29, 2011
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