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is a secret undercover rapist that lures little boy to the back alley at wal-mart. He usually hibernates until winter time when he disguises himself as santa claus asking children if he wants to sit on his lap. once he finds the perfect child he names him or her toby and becomes his sex slave for the rest of their lives.
yo did u see dat santa claus at the mall when i was sitting on hs lap he told me my christmas gift was a ride on his candy cane he must be the legendary rapist mr.poses
mr.poses by toby101 November 28, 2009
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Hoodrat Poses

When a hoodrat takes pics on counters pokin out her large flabby ass, pokes out her crusty lips that are covered in cheap lip gloss, pizza grease, or semen. Mugs the camera like she finna fight. Lifts her shirt too show off her blubbers of fat or ribs. She usually is twirling her short ass burnt off cherry uneven nappy at the roots hair or her blond long ass a motherfucker cheap ass $20 dollar horsehair weave... that she taped in with yellow tape.
Sydney: Hmm girl let's put these pics up on facebook so errbody can see how good we is lookin

Vicky: Right homegirl. Cause I know you def tryna hook up with Langston and you already know Joel is my boo.

5 minutes later at another home

Langston: Damn, you see these pictures Sydney put up. She think she look good but she doin them hoodrat poses.

Joel: Right and Vicky needa quit playin tryna rock that pink horsehair and then tight ass shorts

Langston: Right, I can see that bitches hair.

Joel: Holdup... is that tape??
Hoodrat Poses by Lemonsz Lemonade November 1, 2010

pomeshèe 

/`Pom-eh-shay/

noun/verb

1.a powder-like substance used to de-suction sticky substances

2. Used in an episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” Used in episode 420: “Squidward’s Sticky Situation”

3. A growth of a third kidney

4. A offensive word to describe squids
As Squidward Put on his Pomeshèe, he felt allot less sticky.
pomeshèe by Pomeshèe October 15, 2021
An alternative title for referring to Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) leader, Julius Malema.
That Poes Malema stole millions from VBS Bank.
Julius Malema is a Poes.
Julius Malema isn't a fighter or a Gucci revolutionary; he's merely a Poes.
Poes by Mbuyiseni Ndlozi September 11, 2019

The Pose 

In the online foot fetish community, The Pose refers to a girl (or guy, if such is one's desire) lying on her stomach, facing the camera/viewer, with her feet up in back of her. The soles of the feet are showing, which is of interest to fetishists who enjoy the bottom of the feet. In The Pose, the feet may be crossed or uncrossed, stacked, side-by-side, one up/one down, soles skyward, soles scrunched, toes spread, etc. The Pose is one of the most requested positions in foot fetish history, and can be found in droves on such fora as Yuku's TheMousepad, Wu's Feetlinks, and others.
"I've always loved Cristina Aguilera's cute feet, but I've been waiting to see them in The Pose for years!"
The Pose by Halesite May 6, 2010
Default position of 3D models standing straight with spread-eagle arms, tailored into a meme most notably by the instagram channel wokeist.
Cashier: Sir that'll be seventeen doll-...what are you doing?
Jared: *In the T-pose*
T-pose by j i j February 28, 2018