poshtitute 

A sex worker with ideas above her station primarily employed by guys with insufficient personality out social skills to get a girl own their own merits. Someone who describes themselves as an escort or a call girl, rather than the hooker that she is.

Couldn't get a date then? Had to resort to bringing a poshtitute to the party.

poshtitute by JayArseyHudd June 23, 2015

postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

postitute by birq September 18, 2006

prosetitute 

a person who willingly writes in prose manner for the mental gratification of his readers.

prosetitute: synonyms: writer-whore

prosetitute by prosetitute December 15, 2008

Postitute

Excessively posting random statuses and links on Facebook resulting in friends hiding or deleting you to prevent further viewing.

"Did you see what Mandy posted just now? She's on a rampage!" "No, I was tired of constantly seeing her postitute herself on Facebook, so I hid her from my newsfeed."

Postitute by iFakeSarcasms November 13, 2011

Prosetitute 

Prosetitute

That John Doe is such a prosetitute for writing a paid article that was full of such obvious lies!

Prosetitute by cuddleberry February 9, 2025