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Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.
POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo
by annag December 01, 2006

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Someone who doesn't fit perfectly into a stereotype, and therefore is called a poser. Someone doesn't have to be "posing" to be a poser; they don't have to claim to be a certain stereotype. If you try to be yourself, you will be labeled a poser.
She listens to Panic! At the Disco and she shops at Abercrombie. What a poser!
by Maddie62 October 27, 2006

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commonly used in the skate world
someone who cant be kool
so they just follow what the kool people do
and hope it works for them

IN SKATEN THERE IS A BIIIIGGGG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
BEGINNERS AND POSERS... im just to lazy to explain it
i tend to call them faggots
someone who buys a skateboard... and couldnt ride it if they tried just carry it around to look kool

poser goth who wheres all black all the time and thinks they have to hate everything

anyone who calls themselves SCENE... basicly poser emos
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trendys who wear glittery tshirts saying 'the ramones' 'ac/dc' and 'the rolling stones' with their designer clothings, who the think they are cool even they its obvious they havent heard a single song by that bad.
she thinks so cool wearing a 'iron maiden' shirt with her D&G sunglasses, tis blates she listens to RnB, what a poser.
by [|oH|nO|mISS|tRADEGY|] August 16, 2006

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they wear mini skirts and g-unit clothing because they live in great neck(which is in ny) and they have to in order to fit into where they live but because they heard 3 singles by fall out boy they swear up and down that their punks can you name any other song that isn't a single? NO DIDNT THINK SO...and then they pretend to b ghetto..but they get rejected there as well...and when nothing else works..they become "emo" emphasis on the " ".......just shut ur mouth and b who u are...and if u dont know and u follow a crowd..2 bad 4 u sucker
omg jenny...have u heard that song "dance dance" that song is like sooo effing amazing....if i walk into school singing that near the punks they'll TOTALLY except me

*next day after she attempts this the punks talk together*

who the fuck is she? my god..shes such a poser...
omg jenny being punk didn't work..so let me try being gangster..i'll wear baby phat and g-unit clothing!! they'll TOTALLY except me

*next day after she attempts this the gangstas talk together*
who the fuck is she? shes such a poser..

omg jenny being gangster didnt work either!!!! i guess ill have to be emo now and make up problems so that mayb SOMEBODY WILL LIKE ME.

*she attempts this again(notice a pattern?) and well...*
omg..shes a poser..she doesnt have any real problems she has tons of money..that bitch..
by Tay!Tay! June 11, 2006

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A dumbass word used by dumbass people who think you have to skateboard or do drugs to wear anything that says hurley or quiksilver.
skateboarders constantly drive the last remaining decent human beings over the edge by calling them posers.
by Jacobrk February 25, 2006

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what you are if you have a friend that decided they wood be an individualist and become punk like the 5 billion other punks in the world before you. you are the poser until one of your friends then decides they will be punk too and then you can call them a poser...
chris is such a poser hes just tryin to be punk because we have been for the last 10 days...
by wacky69 February 20, 2006

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