Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser.

Type One (The Faux Gansta)

Sags his jeans incredibly low.

Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked.
Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne.

Cusses 7 times in one sentence

Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him
Makes up stories about getting high and fighting
Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is
Type 2 (Emo Poser):
Talks about how tough life is
Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't

Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow

Talks about "haters" constantly
Gets into fights on facebook constantly
Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl
Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them
Has a Failed Scene Haircut
Wears gobs of makeup
Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time

Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.
*Non-poser Signs In On IM*

EMOhottie651: I'm relly depressed. Lyke my mom wouldn't let me have the new CD, OMG, what a bitch!

NonPoser: Well for one emos would never say that they are emo and you are not depressed just having a whiny temper tantrum. GTFO.
by Courtney678 July 08, 2011
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1.one who pretends to be someone whose not.
2. who tries to fit in but with exaggeration

An Avril Lavigne fan

"Like oh my god! She is not pop, dammit! She is totally punk rawk!"
by pool May 15, 2003
Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the clothes, music, or makeup you wear, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs.
Posers conform to the beliefs of others.
by Alive June 23, 2003
A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.
Justin was such a poser-goth; sure, he comes to school in all black, but he doesn't even know who Edgar Allen Poe is.
by Paul Cannon October 01, 2002
a person - usually in middle or high school, who is insecure about him/herself and trys very hard not to be a "conformist" or a "prep," by doing things like: purchasing a skateboard or guitar, purchasing a great deal of clothing and accessories from hot topic, and listening to pop-punk bands such as simple plan, yellowcard, etc. usually, this supposedly "nonconformist" behavior just backfires on him/her, because now he/she is still conforming, just to a different group of people. so the moral of the story is to be yourself.
some people are posers.
by purple_stain69 February 20, 2005
Someone whos acts like someone theyre not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.
A poser green day fan,this applies to other poser bands--
Todd:have you heard american idiot?Thats the bestest song ever!
Bill:Have u even heard any other green day songs?
Todd:what other green day songs?
by hi February 14, 2005
A poser is someone who tries hard to be something they arent. Usually, posers call other people posers because they are jealous that the person they called a poser is more skater/stoner/goth/punk/rocker/grunge/etc. than they will ever be.
by Mary Mariegh June 21, 2003
One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'
Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!
by Tracey December 28, 2003
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