Is the kind of guy who pretends to be kind and sensitive but really he's controlling and he lies. He may even go to the extreme to start his own meetup group and say it’s for 20 and 30 year olds only…. but he is the kind of guy that really just wants to pick and choose who he likes and lets them into the group because of his extreme control issues. Mostly this kind of poser would include young single girls because he thinks they are not smart enough to identify a poser when they see one. Then he makes up stories to scare young girls into thinking 70 year old men are going to be fondling them and hitting on them in Frederick bars unless he they are part of his group so they run thankfully into his arms out of gratitude.

He is the kind of guy that played the flute in HS, and wanted to be Peter Pan as a child just to wear the tights. His only social outlet is his new group and it makes his cock really hard knowing he can control everything about it. He has no real substance and therefore it's hard to carry on anything but a superficial conversation with him. He clearly was breastfed too long and has deep love/hate issues with his mother.

His ultimate destiny will be to marry a really stupid hot-chick (don't forget looks matter to him) late in his life (but she'll be 25) that likes being controlled but after 8 years and 1 kid she'll resent his control and divorce him leaving him at age 40 and he won't be able to join his own group anymore.
Craig: You know the FNL group has 70 year old that hit on 20 year olds so I started this group to save them.

Random 20 year old girl: Oh Craig you are so wonderful! Let me hug you for saving me!!! Please take me home with you!!!

or

Craig: Mom, I'm so lonely and bored so I started a new group so I could play with peoples lives. It was fun until I took heat for it then I tattled on them to authorities who didn't really give a rat's ass......can I please be breastfed now?

Craig's Mom: Craig, even I know you are a poser. Grow up.
by craigsmom February 18, 2010
a poser is a person who likes to poser as a penis fucker with no momma and a small asian like dick with no friends even though he thinks he's black and his name is Ami wolf
1. Hey my name's Ami niggaz I'm ghetto ya'll lets go get hyphy and stupid G Dizzle Gangsta Homie Dawg Nig.
2. i is pimped out like you neva be
3. i WAnt to be like jesse,
4. i want to use all my money so i can COLOR MY SKIN BLACK and then get some coke and smoke it
5. "My penis is the size of an asian's" -Ami Wolf
POSER is ugly
by kidraty October 05, 2006
{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser!!!!
1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser.
2:people who listen to Avril are posers.
ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too! I want to be just like her!!!
by stephanie February 26, 2005
some one who tries to be something they are not
and a girl can like both hardcore punk n rap so get over yourself
by triples December 07, 2002
a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit
by Anonymous December 07, 2002
a immitator of someone else
You are a britney poser!
by coca December 23, 2003
People who try to be something they are not, but it is opparent that they are just "posing". Posers ussually drive rice cars, and listen too pop-punk music. People who listen to metal or rock are not posers.
"Your such a poser for liking Camaros!" quoted from a poser.
by Joe Mofo November 01, 2005
A man who poses like a little bitch.
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please see hair metal
Boy them hair metal dudes sure look like chicks and have the pouty lips and teased hair and everything.But they're dudes.They need to stop trying to be something that they're not (chicks).
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oh and,
Example doesn't use the word poser. Use the word in a sentence.
by You've killed my boner. October 11, 2005

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