Is the kind of guy who pretends to be kind and sensitive but really he's controlling and he lies. He may even go to the extreme to start his own meetup group and say it’s for 20 and 30 year olds only…. but he is the kind of guy that really just wants to pick and choose who he likes and lets them into the group because of his extreme control issues. Mostly this kind of poser would include young single girls because he thinks they are not smart enough to identify a poser when they see one. Then he makes up stories to scare young girls into thinking 70 year old men are going to be fondling them and hitting on them in Frederick bars unless he they are part of his group so they run thankfully into his arms out of gratitude.

He is the kind of guy that played the flute in HS, and wanted to be Peter Pan as a child just to wear the tights. His only social outlet is his new group and it makes his cock really hard knowing he can control everything about it. He has no real substance and therefore it's hard to carry on anything but a superficial conversation with him. He clearly was breastfed too long and has deep love/hate issues with his mother.

His ultimate destiny will be to marry a really stupid hot-chick (don't forget looks matter to him) late in his life (but she'll be 25) that likes being controlled but after 8 years and 1 kid she'll resent his control and divorce him leaving him at age 40 and he won't be able to join his own group anymore.
Craig: You know the FNL group has 70 year old that hit on 20 year olds so I started this group to save them.

Random 20 year old girl: Oh Craig you are so wonderful! Let me hug you for saving me!!! Please take me home with you!!!

or

Craig: Mom, I'm so lonely and bored so I started a new group so I could play with peoples lives. It was fun until I took heat for it then I tattled on them to authorities who didn't really give a rat's ass......can I please be breastfed now?

Craig's Mom: Craig, even I know you are a poser. Grow up.
by craigsmom February 18, 2010

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see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!
by EAT MY ASS BITCH December 28, 2005

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a person who copy the popular people...you know..those people who are soo freaking annoying that you just want to send them to Iraq...
lauren is a poser..

lauren::"like omg...thats soo funny..HAHAHHA""

us:: "uhhh were we talking to you?? i dont think soo"

lauren:: ".....(silent)(makes weird face)(weirder than usual)...HAHAHAHAHAH..you guys are so funny!!"
by elizabe December 19, 2005

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A person who tries to do somethin, but sucks horrably at it and thinks they are good. Take a skateboarder for instence. If they totally suck and think they are good, you have the right to declare them a poser. They think they are all that and a bag of chips.
"o man i can do a varial kickfip facky."
"Do it!!"
"No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag."
"POSER!!!!"
by Jester-ThaWickid September 26, 2005

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Everyone is a poser. Even if you think you arent a poser, you acually are a poser.

The only way to not be a poser is to go around and call everyone else but yourself a poser and make them kill themselves. Then your are scene
Omg, I am so scene, Johnny killed himself last week cause I said he was a poser.
by Travis Cole September 21, 2005

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The name poseurs use to make themselves look cool.

Too bad they can't spell for shit.
"LyKe OmG U r SuCh A PoSeR"-Poser

"Umm? Yeah... Sure...Faggot"-Innocent Nobody.
by meandyourmomplottingyourdemise February 23, 2005

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noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.
Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.
by pOs-Er May 01, 2003

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someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit
someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.
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