Is the kind of guy who pretends to be kind and sensitive but really he's controlling and he lies. He may even go to the extreme to start his own meetup group and say it’s for 20 and 30 year olds only…. but he is the kind of guy that really just wants to pick and choose who he likes and lets them into the group because of his extreme control issues. Mostly this kind of poser would include young single girls because he thinks they are not smart enough to identify a poser when they see one. Then he makes up stories to scare young girls into thinking 70 year old men are going to be fondling them and hitting on them in Frederick bars unless he they are part of his group so they run thankfully into his arms out of gratitude.

He is the kind of guy that played the flute in HS, and wanted to be Peter Pan as a child just to wear the tights. His only social outlet is his new group and it makes his cock really hard knowing he can control everything about it. He has no real substance and therefore it's hard to carry on anything but a superficial conversation with him. He clearly was breastfed too long and has deep love/hate issues with his mother.

His ultimate destiny will be to marry a really stupid hot-chick (don't forget looks matter to him) late in his life (but she'll be 25) that likes being controlled but after 8 years and 1 kid she'll resent his control and divorce him leaving him at age 40 and he won't be able to join his own group anymore.
Craig: You know the FNL group has 70 year old that hit on 20 year olds so I started this group to save them.

Random 20 year old girl: Oh Craig you are so wonderful! Let me hug you for saving me!!! Please take me home with you!!!

or

Craig: Mom, I'm so lonely and bored so I started a new group so I could play with peoples lives. It was fun until I took heat for it then I tattled on them to authorities who didn't really give a rat's ass......can I please be breastfed now?

Craig's Mom: Craig, even I know you are a poser. Grow up.
by craigsmom February 18, 2010
noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.
Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.
by pOs-Er May 01, 2003
someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit
someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.
by Anonymous December 07, 2002
a try-hard person who tries to be someone they're not.
Posers are people who try to be accepted in a certain subculture by trying to act like one who is...and plainly just want to be stereotyped.

Poser=An 11 year old tries to be punk and very recently stopped listening to Avril Lavigne after gaining knowledge that she was dubbed as "not punk" from urbandictionary.com

(not necessarily reffering to people who want to be punk)
by evanesco13 March 02, 2007
see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.
the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!
by forsakenspirit22@aol.com December 24, 2005
Andre, Fix and his other game names
no example, hes already a gay fagr0t
by Anonymous February 07, 2003
One who will do anything to get into a party.
Wow omfg Olivia is the biggest (poser), she will do anything to get some action.
by badgirl2 January 04, 2009
A Poser is a total showoff! The difference between a person with talent and a poser is that the poser is just trying hard to appear talented for personal status gain and to further boost his/her ego (which is already so overinflated that they unknowingly make fools of themselves with their over exaggerated shows) whereas the person with talent is just doing their stuff... performing (in the purest sense of the word). And would perform well with or without a crowd but the poser only performs when there is a crowd. So I totally agree with most definitions here up to a point... that being that, 1. yes, posers are trying to show off but 2. no, they are not trying to imitate some culture punk goth or otherwise but instead would just do anything to attract attention to the point of making a total fool out of themselves, unlike someone who just dresses punk, goth, rad or whatever (even if they aren't) but just felt like dressing that way to express themselves a little differently.
At the drumming contest that first guy really knew his stuff and played so well yet didn't make a big deal about it, but that second guy only barely passed as drummer yet he thought he was brilliant and didn't even realize he was making such a fool of himself... what a poser!
by RockmanAU September 10, 2007

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