i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and wear black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
if you care about the music and nothing else you wont give a shit who calls you a poser cause you aren't unlike those suck ass pop singers who dont have real voices or who cant even play an instrument to save their life!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck hilary duff!!!!!!!!


a POSER is something that i dont think anyone can really define because people have their own views and oppinions on it i mean all these so called punks or whatever say oh if you listen to this band you are a poser
well what makes them not posers?
what they listen to might get them labeled as posers by other people too

also if you just started listening to a band after their most recent record people consider you a poser but i dont get why they do this i mean obviously there was a time when they had just started listening to them! and when will these "newbies" be considered die-hard fans like the people who lord it over them now?! some people dont have access to the resources needed to know about a band the second they form and start performing it seems like alot of the time people calling other people posers is just being stuck up and snobby and most of the people doing the "name calling" are the people who try to "rebel" against snobbyness i mean do you have to shop at hot topic to not be a poser? but wait hot topic is for "posers" so i mean we are all entitled to our own point of view but in the end we are all just posers
and when a band makes an album that is popular and makes alot of money why does that make them SELLOUTS? their so called "fans" should be happy that they are successful i mean are you so selfish that you cant stand other people listening to the bands music get over it you cant control it and if they do stupid advretisements or what ever its not their fault its their PR peoples fault!!!!! i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and where black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
person 1-i wear black and converse now im punk
person 2-what do you listen to?
p1-ashley simpson
p2-get out of my sight and go fuck your self

the music is what matters so shut the hell up
musicians are hot!
by xxalone in my grey mindxx August 06, 2005

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A Poser is a total showoff! The difference between a person with talent and a poser is that the poser is just trying hard to appear talented for personal status gain and to further boost his/her ego (which is already so overinflated that they unknowingly make fools of themselves with their over exaggerated shows) whereas the person with talent is just doing their stuff... performing (in the purest sense of the word). And would perform well with or without a crowd but the poser only performs when there is a crowd. So I totally agree with most definitions here up to a point... that being that, 1. yes, posers are trying to show off but 2. no, they are not trying to imitate some culture punk goth or otherwise but instead would just do anything to attract attention to the point of making a total fool out of themselves, unlike someone who just dresses punk, goth, rad or whatever (even if they aren't) but just felt like dressing that way to express themselves a little differently.
At the drumming contest that first guy really knew his stuff and played so well yet didn't make a big deal about it, but that second guy only barely passed as drummer yet he thought he was brilliant and didn't even realize he was making such a fool of himself... what a poser!
by RockmanAU September 10, 2007

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a poser is a person who likes to poser as a penis fucker with no momma and a small asian like dick with no friends even though he thinks he's black and his name is Ami wolf
1. Hey my name's Ami niggaz I'm ghetto ya'll lets go get hyphy and stupid G Dizzle Gangsta Homie Dawg Nig.
2. i is pimped out like you neva be
3. i WAnt to be like jesse,
4. i want to use all my money so i can COLOR MY SKIN BLACK and then get some coke and smoke it
5. "My penis is the size of an asian's" -Ami Wolf
POSER is ugly
by kidraty October 05, 2006

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{posers are people who call themselves punk are not punk...they are poser!!!!
1:somone who calls themselves punk is a poser.
2:people who listen to Avril are posers.
ex) I am so punk. Avril is a punk too! I want to be just like her!!!
by stephanie February 26, 2005

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some one who tries to be something they are not
and a girl can like both hardcore punk n rap so get over yourself
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a person who talks about crap they think they know about even though they dont know shiiiiit
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a immitator of someone else
You are a britney poser!
by coca December 23, 2003

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People who try to be something they are not, but it is opparent that they are just "posing". Posers ussually drive rice cars, and listen too pop-punk music. People who listen to metal or rock are not posers.
"Your such a poser for liking Camaros!" quoted from a poser.
by Joe Mofo November 01, 2005

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