i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and wear black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
if you care about the music and nothing else you wont give a shit who calls you a poser cause you aren't unlike those suck ass pop singers who dont have real voices or who cant even play an instrument to save their life!!!!!!!!!!!! you suck hilary duff!!!!!!!!


a POSER is something that i dont think anyone can really define because people have their own views and oppinions on it i mean all these so called punks or whatever say oh if you listen to this band you are a poser
well what makes them not posers?
what they listen to might get them labeled as posers by other people too

also if you just started listening to a band after their most recent record people consider you a poser but i dont get why they do this i mean obviously there was a time when they had just started listening to them! and when will these "newbies" be considered die-hard fans like the people who lord it over them now?! some people dont have access to the resources needed to know about a band the second they form and start performing it seems like alot of the time people calling other people posers is just being stuck up and snobby and most of the people doing the "name calling" are the people who try to "rebel" against snobbyness i mean do you have to shop at hot topic to not be a poser? but wait hot topic is for "posers" so i mean we are all entitled to our own point of view but in the end we are all just posers
and when a band makes an album that is popular and makes alot of money why does that make them SELLOUTS? their so called "fans" should be happy that they are successful i mean are you so selfish that you cant stand other people listening to the bands music get over it you cant control it and if they do stupid advretisements or what ever its not their fault its their PR peoples fault!!!!! i willl admit i hate asslee simpson and people who pretend to be punk but all they care about is seeing how many TV screens their face will be plastered on how many teenyboppers will buy their clothingline and who they can hook up with they think if they act mad and where black they are punk its not about what you where or fashion its about the music!!!!!!!
person 1-i wear black and converse now im punk
person 2-what do you listen to?
p1-ashley simpson
p2-get out of my sight and go fuck your self

the music is what matters so shut the hell up
musicians are hot!
by xxalone in my grey mindxx August 06, 2005
A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.
Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.
by K~ August 10, 2003
Half the people at my school.
Hanes Midle school in Winston-Salem, NC is full to bursting with posers.
by the wife of a lady October 17, 2003
A dumbass hypocrite trendwhore conformist asshole who can't think for his/herself. They like anything their friends like, like a band, and usually don't know any songs by that band. When you ask them they usually say they like all of their songs and never mention one.

They also like Anything thats popular and usually don't know any music beyond mainstream. Loves to jump on bandwagons and bash things other people bash. They love to be "cool", they will try to call YOU a poser, even though you aren't labeling yourself, like they are.

Oh, and if you call Good Charlotte posers just because everyone else does, you're technically THEE poser, because you're being a conformist. I don't like Good Charlotte anyway, but people need to stop bashing them.
Dumbass Poser: lolz I lyk My chemical romance im sooo punk now. wots ur favorite band?

Me: Alice In Chains

Dumbass Poser: OMG WTF WTF UR A POSER!!! LMAO!! LOLOLOL!!!

Me: I never even labeled myself, so technically I am not a "poser".

Dumbass Poser: UH HUH CUZ U LYK ALICE IN CHAINS N THEY R NOT COOL

Me: um Okay...So...what is your favorite songs by My Chemical Romance?

Dumbass Poser: um...i lyk all of them:)

Me: Suuure you do.
by AliceInChainsRock May 04, 2006
A poser is a girl/guy who listens to a certain type of music or dresses a certain way to impress people or to fit into a certain crowd. often times people get mixed up with those who are posers and those who are not. If you go out buy a sk8r-boi sweatshirt and a skate board and go out on the town and ride around and some one shouts out " fucking poser" are you one ? NO! Come on people..you went out and bought the skateboard so you could...erm GET BETTER! Seriously how are you ever going to become a skateboarder if you dont practice and get better? *cough exactly* now in a different situation. Lets say you go out buy a skateboard...by the way you dont even know the brand of the board and you go out with your friends and just sit there while they do there little skateboarding tricks ... so basically you are just there to look cool..then are you a poser. Yah? yes!
stephen22: Hey i bought the board
sk84life: oh awesome...wut is it?
stephen22: um i donno man ...its blue and white...ermmm....ya
sk84life: man get it together... all the guys are talkin bout u now.
stephen22: wut? why?
sk84life: man they r sayin that u are a poser...
stephen22: well...i'm not?
sk84life: when u dont know wut your own board is then we have a problem
....Dead Silence....
by Alyssa June 22, 2004
Someone who can't get the fact that they look stupid trying to be something they're not
The POSER tries to be all hardcore even though with others shes madly in love with rap shit
by Anonymous December 07, 2002
From "poseur." This usually refers to someone who attempts to be part of a clique punk, skater, goth, etc. - never preppy, but out of a desire to be recognized as a member of that clique rather than sincerity. Of late, however, the word has been overused; any newcomer is now generally considered a "poser," regardless of motive.
This word is especially popular in rambling, misspelled sessions on AIM.
1. "Look at him - he dresses in black and says he's a goth, but he's never even read Edgar Allan Poe. What a poser."
2. "omg u r not punk u preppy POSER!!!!!!!1!!!"
by Charon May 21, 2003
What punks/skaters/goths call people who try to be punks/skaters/goths but are too mainstream. Personally I think that this whole "anything that's mainstream is bad" idea is retarded. Don't you people realize that if you're punk, goth, skater, or whatever you are that you're still conforming, just to a different group? When everybody's an "individual," no one is. The people you call "posers" are the ones who do what they want and don't care what anybody else thinks, and thats the way it should be. Who the hell are you to decide whats "punk" and whats not? If people think they're punk but they wear Abercrombie, then just let them be, they're being themselves.
I'm a girl, and I wear Abercrombie and American Eagle clothes. I also wear a lot of pink and I wear makeup to school. But if you look in my garage, you will find a $130 skateboard and about 10 different ramps and grind bars. Call me a poser if you want, but I'm just being myself.
by Prodigy IV September 29, 2006
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