These bands are posing to be metal. If you ever listen to these bands, they're clearly not metal at all. They're in it for the money. Metal all about the technicality of the music and musicians skill. These bands have no talented musicians and their music is no where near technical.
Metal Head: Hey turn that shit off!
Poser 1: This is I Wrestled A Bear Once and it's better than anything you listen to Faggot.
Metal Head walks over to table finds phone in which it is being played on and smashes it.
Metal Head: Fuck You and that whinny arrogant emo shit to. Fuckin Poser Metal