Poseidons Kiss 

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

Poseidons Kiss by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

poseidons rage 

The act of receiving poseidons rage is where a male or female places there face in front of a pregnant womans vagina when her water breaks.

did you hear sally is preggers?
no way, i shotgun that poseidons rage bro

poseidons rage by PoonSnake July 15, 2010

Poseidons' BJ 

Like Poseidons' kiss but worse, it's when a dick dips into toilet water.

Dude, your toilet water is way too high! I got Poseidons' BJ, not cool.

Poseidons' BJ by HuskyDuder May 11, 2018

Poseidons Revenge 

When someone is kneeling down giving a guy a blow job in the shower, he then proceeds to shoot his hot sticky load in both of her eyes, then he bails out, turns the cold water on, and laughs his ass off.

(Guy) Dude, I totally poseidon revenged that girl from the bar last night.

(Girl) I was so pissed when Tyler Poseidons Revenged me last night. I had so much cum in my eyes I was crawling around like a mummy because I couldn't see.

Poseidons Revenge by d-blip April 7, 2008

poseidons stab 

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.

When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab

poseidons stab by Anonymous..........312 November 25, 2017

Poseidons kiss 

The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse

Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite

Poseidons kiss by Zack_0700 June 21, 2018

Poseidons Handjob 

When you take a shit and the water from the toilet touches your penis

"Dude, last night after that Mexican food gave me a Poseidons Handjob"

Poseidons Handjob by WujekBartek December 26, 2021