Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015

ponderize 

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

ponderize by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

posterize 

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.

"Wow that guy just got posterized!"

posterize by j-la August 22, 2003

Porterized 

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.

The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.

Porterized by Veddergirl May 7, 2020

posterized 

A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.

a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.

posterized by Uncle Ben November 29, 2004