A guy who is a total hottie. Though sometimes he can be an asshole, the pure sexiness that he radiates everywhere he goes makes you think about nothing else but his penis.
Oh my God, do you see that Portwood over there? I want to have his children!
by Lana Larson February 13, 2014
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When you're an annoying bitch who thinks you're famous because of mild popularity on a Facebook group, but the group raises money for a donation to get you kicked out.
I was killing it in that group, but then I got portwooded.
by SDN Godfather September 10, 2017
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Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.
Well, I got portwooded from the group again, but at least it's for a great cause!
by Attack Choppa September 10, 2017
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She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.
Dog(aka) brittany portwood
by Jakobbbbbbb October 30, 2013
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Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.
Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.
by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022
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