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the act of taking off someone's glasses while they're asleep, pooping across the bridge of the nose and pushing the glasses down until they're stuck to the face of the person sleeping.
last night Dru fell asleep geared up with his glasses on so i decided to portugese pin-down him since he waffle pressed my computer
by y'allz daddy June 09, 2010