Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.
Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty
by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014
Paedophiles (Gary Glitter, case in point)
Orgasiming With Fish (IE: Skate)
Racists (No explaination needed
Thalidomide Victims (No one is born that fugly)
Skate (Look it up)
Mother Fuckers (In the most literal sense)
Obese (The south is sinking for a reason)
Ugly Twits
The Shitist Team
Homosexual (Far to homophobic, must be hiding something)
Harry Redknap loves Portsmouth
by Someone Not From Portsmouth May 17, 2009
Portsmouth is a small farming town in Hampshire. The locals dress like scarecrows, speak in a strange Romany-influenced rural dialect, and are known as worzels or carrot crunchers.
Portsmouth is where the carrot-crunching worzels live, oohhh arrrhh.
by City Lad July 18, 2008
A city located in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Has one of the highest crime rates in the 757. Basically has the look and feel of a downgraded Norfolk (another Hampton Roads city). Not the best place to be at night...or day.
Student: "I was thinking about looking for apartments in Portsmouth for next semester."

Parent: "Ok honey, well if you move there, just make sure to have plenty of food, water, and oh yeah an AK-47 with hollow tip rounds."
by VAdirtyS February 07, 2010
Location of the world's largest penis. Also full of niggers.
My family and I visited Portsmouth, and got V.I.P. tickets to the world's largest penis. I even got to jerk it off!
by Jen Destroyer of Worlds February 02, 2012
Portsmouth is the chav central of the south. Full of illiterate brain dead idiots who can barely string a sentence together. Raiding Asda on giro day for Value chips and burgers to feed to their truanting/stealing gippo kids.
''Mush i goes down the pub to shant on me social''
by Escape from here January 15, 2006
portsmouth = sk8 motha fukers
1-look at dat fukin sk8 overthere.
2-yeah he looks like a cunt
by p March 06, 2005

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