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A three pronged rating system based on physical appearance, sexual aura and awareness of one’s portrayal. It is often used to refer to how a female carried herself, and her ability to attract you the evening prior. "Did you see Jana last night? Not very appealing.She was drooling everywhere, her comportment was disgusting."
"Lindsey was being way too forward last night, her comportment was way out of wack. Whatta slut." "Julia isn't movie star hot, but her comportment last night took her to a whole new level." "Brittany Spears began her career with a cute and attractive image. However, over the years, her comportment has spiraled downward exponentially." |
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| 2. | Santaclausification | ||
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santaclausification
1.The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person or idea as if it were harmless and benevolent Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.
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| 3. | gangsta | ||
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A playful attempt to put a glamorous face on an aspect of urban life that almost everyone considers unfortunate. The nearest pop culture equivalent would be the portrayal of lawyers on TV. Too bad its the gangsta's that get shot
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| 4. | real world | ||
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An MTV "reality" show which presents a highly accurate portrayal of what "the real world" is "really" like. Upon college graduation, we're all inevitably thrust into this scary "real world" where a music channel jets us off to an exotic locale and puts us up in an obscenely gorgeous house overlooking an equally obscenely gorgeous beach. And just like in the "real world" we get to experience this standard of living without paying a single dime in rent. I shudder with terror every time I view it because it serves as a constant and painful reminder of what I had to endure in my early 20's when I was living in a Tuscan villa for free. But that which doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. If you didn't sense the heavy sarcasm in my "Real World" definition, then you most definitely are NOT living in the "Real World".
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| 5. | Genetics | ||
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The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience . "Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is" "Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?" "That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics" |
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| 6. | growler | ||
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Heavily hairy minge. From Avid Merrion's portrayal of Lorraine Kelly in Channel 4's Bo' Selecta. - Can you see me growler?
Alternatively: - So did she have a real growler? |
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| 7. | clown sex | ||
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A sexual fetish involving the portrayal and dress of traditional circus clowns.
(see Sexy Loser) I get my my face paint, purple wig, and red jumpsuit on before I even consider cracking her gash! That's how I get off, baby!
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