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3. portly
Adjective. Acting in the manner of a male slut.
Sailing one's ship from port to port.
The portly boy sailed his ship from port to port, making all the ladies crazy.
1. portly
A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.
Does this jacket make me look portly?
by John Bontke Dec 5, 2003 add a video
2. Portly
The most offensive insult one can be called.
I hate that Portly clown!

I'll see you shortly Portly!
4. Portly
Has many meanings. As in having a cigarette...or as in feeling tough...or to be a whale like a fat ass...or being a beast or just cool... its pretty much whatever you want it to be
Boys lets go have a portly....Boys are you ready to get portly portly tonight? Woah that dude is short and portly! Im feeling pretty portly today boys.
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