| 3. | portland frank | ||
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From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis... John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock. John: No i didn't.... Matt: Check your dick... John: Ohhh shittttttttt....... |
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The act of pulling out ones penis and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. A bun can be added to increase the effect. Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."
Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night." |
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The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5 I woke up the next morning with mustard on my penis, I must have made a portland frank last night.
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| 4. | portland frank | ||
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when you whip out your penis and put mustard all over it. Dude got so drunk last night that he pulled a portland frank.
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