Porterworks

Noun: the state of being in a porterpotty for 45min with explosive diarrhea, grunting and sobbing. You know, the works.

Verb: 1) having your mom film your porterworks and sending the footage to film festivals

2) adding a bassline to the audio recording and calling it dark electronica

"Kyle Michael Porter porterworks his way onto the big screen as Uncle Anus in yet another self-congratulatory suckfest"

"Legend has it Uncle Anus got his porterworks from being breastfed for 40 years. That and his blow-and-hentai habit."

Porterworks by NovaScotianus October 10, 2023

Alabama Porterhouse 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.

I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.

Alabama Porterhouse by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014

Porterhouse 

Sexual act defined by the consumption of a large steak, preferably medium rare and USDA Prime, from a plate resting on the lower back of a female partner while in the doggy style position.

More advanced purveyors will usually include a side salad and the use of a utility belt to hold various condiments and a remote control.

When properly executed (Pointed in the direction of a flat screen television during Sportscenter) the male participant may reach a peaceful state of being that is free from craving, anger and other afflicting states, otherwise known as Nirvana.

Willing female participates are few and far between, so one must use the utmost skill, tact and timing to introduce the Porterhouse into their sexual routine.

It was my Birthday and a playoff game so Tessa let me throw down the Porterhouse. She even ran the remote.

Porterhouse by MayhemInMayberry July 5, 2010

porterhouse dick 

An incredibly large asshole

Phil was never nice, a real porterhouse dick.

porterhouse dick by Rendez Marmaduke July 13, 2011

portero 

a very stupid pink boulder

Portero fell into the sol hole again..

portero by Fripo February 16, 2023

porterhouse fuckchild 

When your dad sneaks into your room in the middle of the night wearing a t-bone steak costume and then rubs A1 steak sauce all over your slumbering nipples. He then ejaculates into your dress socks.

Jesus Christ dad it's a fucking school night...can't you give this porterhouse fuckchild horseshit a rest already? I'm 22 years old, i'm not a god damn kid anymore!

porterhouse fuckchild by heyunclecharlie August 26, 2009

porterpottied 

verb; past tense, The act of sucking a dick of a guy you just met after you had your period all over his dick.

I heard that girl porterpottied some dude last night.

porterpottied by bobo jango February 26, 2011