Portugeezers 

Hero's of the seas, good at making cheese, if they come to dinner... give them cod and peas.

Just don't ever ask them "how are you" they will tell you everything that has happened to them since they were 3 years old.

Andrew: I live with some portugeezers

Tom: what are they like?

Andrew: They are fine so long as you always feed them cod and never EVER make fun of their country or their football team.
Girls are fit too.

Portugeezers by crabhands February 9, 2009

Portagee Wine Stomper 

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.

Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.

Portagee Wine Stomper by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

portugeese 

geese found only in portugal and is now on the endangered list it was never actully seen though

when we went to portugal we were attacked by portugeese

portugeese by projekt kielbasa January 11, 2009

Portagee 

Derogatory term used by whites (specifically Anglo-Saxons of New England) when referring to a person of Portugese decent.

I come from a town in Massachusetts that ain't got nothing but a bunch of Portagees runnin' around.

Portagee by Jimmy Jinglebells June 24, 2010

Portagee 

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.

Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.

Portagee by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Portugeese 

The true identity of the "Portuguese", inhabitants of Portugal. The Portugeese are geese disguised as humans. They are cool, if you treat them well. You might hear them honk, if you're lucky.

Me: Hey, dude, are you Portugeese?
Also me: Honk yeah.

Portugeese by franf the carrot September 15, 2019

Portagee police dog 

A goose.

A goose makes a wonderful guard for your home. It's fearless and will wade right in and peck a thief, a Pachuco, or a tax collector on the leg, all the while making one heck of a noise.

I keep a flock of Portagee police dogs to keep Pachucos and tax collectors out of my yard.

Portagee police dog by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005