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A portaholic is a person who instead of peeing in the woods would prefer to pee in port-a-potties. If a there are woods the same distance away as the port-a-potty the portaholic would always choose a port-a-potty.
(after seeing his friend walk out of a port-a-potty surrounded by woods) "Gosh Reggie your such a portaholic"
by beastmonkey1000 March 23, 2013