having the mooost smelly ass bowling alley and the small movie theater With crappy schools like Willowcreek, Fegley, Portage High and, Nativity.. its pretty boring.
I'd say the coolest part abut Portage is OD. the little town by the beach.
shelia: What do you do there, like milk cows???
dude: nah, i just go to the smelly ass bowling alley, and watch movies at the tiny ass movie theater... oh yeah, and stuff my face with fast food.
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"
"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"