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15.
1. the left side of the boat

2. a person who rows on the left side of the boat (no not the right, silly rowers, remember, you sit backwards...), aka a super badass and muuuuuch better then a starboard by leaps and bounds.
I row port.
-or-
I am port.
by give_me_an_oar March 29, 2009
 
16.
PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger
Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."
by IMKessel July 10, 2008
 
17.
a word used in World of Warcraft refering to a portal that will take you directly to a capital city. (portals can only be made by mages)
Latios:HEY CAN I BUY A PORT TO IF!!!
Rexar:SHUT UP GET IN THE RIGHT CHANNEL!!
Latios:<trade>HEY CAN I BUY A PORT TO IF!!!
Gangreen:<trade> yea 50s
by latio March 21, 2006
 
18.
A teleport, common term among role players.
hurry and give me a port.

"Porting to BB, GFay, WC, and NK 10pp" -EverQuest
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
 
19.
pants that are to long to be shorts or shorts that are to short to be pants

also see shants
I made my pants into ports
by crab people April 01, 2004
 
20.
(n) The anus.
(v) To shag someone up the arse
(n) Check out the size of the port on that chick. She looks like a horse has taken her.
(v) John ported Jane again last night. Poor thing's walking like a crab today !
by Clayton_ March 23, 2006
 
21.
a bag
don't forget to put your books in your port before you go to school
by Annie February 05, 2003