A small town with hockey players that are all right also has super hot chicks. unlike port hardy (town close by)
Ethan: Port Mcneill chicks are hot
Robert: i know... im gonna go rear one:P
Ethan: adda boy robert
Small white caucasian seaside town with a large burl about the size of most pimples growing out of the potato butts of their rather ugly female population or having a large burly growth on your butt.
Man, you're sexy but that's quite a Port McNeill you've got there. Can I pop it?