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A small town in new jersey in the tri-state area, reserved for hillbillies, truckers and what not, enroute on 84. A decent park with a pretty sweet view at the top, a sweet ice cream shop by the river. And a Shop Rite where all the crazies come and shop
Non-Jersey Kid: So where you from?
Port Jervis Kid: Port Jervis, New Jersey
Non-Jersey Kid: Oh, where the fuck is that?
by RI Kid April 04, 2006
 
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port jervis...
small town by the river in new york; the tri-state area!
has negatives like some dirtbags, sluts, bitches, and assholes! & some people are so ignorant! maaaad people do drugs in port! we do seem to be cursed with death, we've had about 10 teenage deaths in port....sad. also, the high school sucks!

it does have its positives, though! rafting down the river in the summer, port java, the hawks nest, point peter, hess', being by the river, smart students, nice scenery! pretty much everyone knows everyone...it is kind of just a small town! people in port like to just party, chill, hang out and have a good time!
jake: yoo what's good?
tommy: nothingg, chillin' in port jervis about to take a blunt ride up 42!
jake: word? can i come?!
tommy: k, i'll pick you up! where are you?
by crackerjack! April 04, 2011
 
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Small Town in New York. Historically a Steam train town. Mostly ignorant people and people who have less than a desirable IQ. but some of them are actually smart.. Port Java, Brother Bruno's, Len and Joe's and Hess' are the redeeming qualities of this town. The point where New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.
Non-Port jervian: Port Jervis where is that?
Port Jervian: Where New York New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.
by Metal Box Dweller May 31, 2011
 
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ha port jervis: it is kinda like that movie whoville lol its on the other side of the mountain the people are very sheltered and middletown feels like a lifetime away, half the people from port jervis have never been there....lol there is this thing there called weeds girlfriend the weed that im talking about it not smokeable it is deadly!!! the song ghetto from akon the streets remind me of quick sand when your on them you keep going down, and ther is no one to hold u up and noone to hold onto you keep on falling noone can here you calling so you end of self destructing...i have have always been told pajamas and slippers are for bed but in this town thats the new skinny jean...lmao i will never forget my port scurvis experience ever ever ever in my life i hope to never return there and im sorry for anyone who has to live there and start there life.
port jervis (sloppy)
by megs2cute4ya May 26, 2011
 
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i apologize for the dumb ass who define port jervis 1st.

it is actually in new york. the ice cream shop is called the creamery (really hot ppl work there) and shop rite is in montague, NJ (see montague) there arent that many hillbillies. trucks cant navigate through the small streets and it was nominated the coolest small town to live in.

every year someone finds a way to die... usually a teenager.

the only good thing this town has going for it is the fact that its way cooler than a new jersey town and that its wrestling team is really good. (or was at one point)
friend: did anyone die yet this year in port jervis?
me: umm idk... wait yea. some dude who graduated 2 years ago died.
friend: where?
me: i think by the hawks nest
friend: ohh yea!!! he crashed right?
by dude who wrote it January 31, 2009
 
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a big city lots of people a pretty big high school huge population.
parts of Port are trashy but not the wealthy side, theres alot of wealthy side
Lots of people say Ports bad but some part of it is.
Drugs, sluts, bitches, parties, hot boys nd girls, cops everywhere are usually that Port Jervis High School is a big school hot boys hot girls is where it is lots of people good at sports expecially class A school yes it may not sound true but its right on the board in school dah lots of athletes the hot girls are half of them damn
Hot guys, hot girls are what everyone thinks port jervis and DV(stdv) have which they doo woo hoo
Port Jervis Middle School is overly crowder just like the high school but the teachers a pervs in the middle school.
DDMS or DVMS are it to following DV
Sussex Tech Middle School to yum hot girls there
Mercedes and bmw's are always in Port Jervis and snobs and spoiled bitches are here westend is more wealthy so is the 3rd ward nicest places ever house wise nd money wise i fukin
4th ward is a disgrace shootings, stabbings little childern roaming around at night, walking in the middle of the street, teens do whatever they want. rlly bad expecially cuz its big
port has gang members, stabbing, shootings
and borders pa and nj im telling u its not that bad of a city except the summer bad bad
nj is 2 minutes away not even pa you have to cross the bridge 2 minutes also
the riverside creamery is the best hot girls there
Lets go to Port Jervis man.
Why?
by winterfresh1234 May 11, 2011