The ultimate mid-life crisis car.
When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.
by S_t_G April 06, 2005
The car God drives in Heaven.
Hey satan have you seen my new 911 boxter?
by Eire nua January 13, 2005
a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!
Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her
by WellShitFucker August 14, 2008
An awesome car. The new porsche 911 has a 3.6 litre six-cylinder engine and can do 239KW (325bhp) at 6800 rpm.
The porsche is built for pure performance and agility.
by CrnaStrela September 05, 2005
a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!
Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her
by WellShitFucker August 14, 2008
A porsche is a car that balding middle age men buy to compensate for their penis size.
Steve was going through a mid life crisis so he bought a Porsche.
by Penis.. March 21, 2008
Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...
911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera
by zomgwtflolbbq October 05, 2007
A girl who will spread her legs very wide all the time to welcome any guy to have sex with her. A girl with no moral restraint. A girl with no ability to say no. If her name is Porsche, just fuck her. A girl who usually likes to be fucked with you grabbing both of her ankles and spreading them as far apart as possible. A girl who will also let you stick it in her ass, so try it.
"Dude whats wrong with that girl? Shes just laying on the ground over there with her legs spread wide open."

"Yea dude, that girl is such a porsche."
by shizammm October 28, 2007

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