The ultimate mid-life crisis car.
When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.
by S_t_G April 06, 2005
The car God drives in Heaven.
Hey satan have you seen my new 911 boxter?
by Eire nua January 13, 2005
What you say to your mum when she unexpectedly walks in and almost catches your search bar.

Every lad has seen this Google suggestion
Typing..."por"
Mum: what you searching for son?

Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy
by CunningStunt May 23, 2015
a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!
Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her
by WellShitFucker August 14, 2008
a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!
Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her
by WellShitFucker August 14, 2008
A porsche is a car that balding middle age men buy to compensate for their penis size.
Steve was going through a mid life crisis so he bought a Porsche.
by Penis.. March 21, 2008
An awesome car. The new porsche 911 has a 3.6 litre six-cylinder engine and can do 239KW (325bhp) at 6800 rpm.
The porsche is built for pure performance and agility.
by CrnaStrela September 05, 2005
Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...
911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera
by zomgwtflolbbq October 05, 2007
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